you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk
*turns light off* *remembers a creepypasta* *turns light back on*
if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence
mom: so how do you know this person?
me: *struggles to come up with plausible fake story instead of saying “on the internet”*
the problem with me is that i care too much about what others think of me & it literally kills me